BUS is the vehicle that runs faster when you run after it than when you're insi

[blue0^0eyes]

here are some definitions:


ECONOMIST - an expert who will explain tomorrow why his prediction from yesterday didn't come true today.

MARRIAGE - a society in which two people trying to solve the problems that they wouldn't had if they stood single

PESIMIST - an optimist with experience

Great! 
I selected these 3. Like them.

[gizmo]

here are some definitions:

BUS - is the vehicle that rides faster when you run after it than when you're inside of it.

SWEATER - a piece of clothes that you have to wear when mom is cold.

ECONOMIST - an expert who will explain tomorrow why his prediction from yesterday didn't come true today.

INTELLECTUAL/b] - a person who is able to think about something other than sex for 2 hours .

MIGREN- the most contraceptive system used by women.

MARRIAGE - a society in which two people trying to solve the problems that they wouldn't had if they stood single

PESIMIST - an optimist with experience

PROGRAMMER - a person who can mysterioisly solve the problem you didn't know it existed before.
 
STAR - a person who worked hard to become famous and then wears dark glasses in order to make sure nobody can notice them.